I hope she says yes!! (:

I hope she says yes!! (:

treleme:

First world problems - Mom doesn’t understand…
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STORY OF MY LIFE

treleme:

First world problems - Mom doesn’t understand…

http://treleme.tumblr.com/

STORY OF MY LIFE

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collegehumor:

Today, after pooling all our lunch money together to buy tickets, we had an important meeting to discuss how we would spend our 640 Million dollars when we inevitably win the lottery tonight.
Here are our Top 25 Picks:

1. Dive into the money Scrooge McDuck style and use the bloodied coins to pay for my medical bills.
2. Slip Israel & Palestine each a cool $20 mil to stop making my google news feed such a bummer.3. 
4. Finally buy that Princess Di Beanie Baby.
5. A Freaks & Geeks reunion where everyone’s older and it’s set in the 90’s.
6. Buy and then immediately close every single Staples in the country.
7. Buy all the burgers at a McDonald’s just so we can watch them try to explain to people that they’re all out of burgers.
8. Pay off the Dave Matthews Band to never play a song ever again.

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collegehumor:

Today, after pooling all our lunch money together to buy tickets, we had an important meeting to discuss how we would spend our 640 Million dollars when we inevitably win the lottery tonight.

Here are our Top 25 Picks:

1. Dive into the money Scrooge McDuck style and use the bloodied coins to pay for my medical bills.

2. Slip Israel & Palestine each a cool $20 mil to stop making my google news feed such a bummer.3. 

4. Finally buy that Princess Di Beanie Baby.

5. A Freaks & Geeks reunion where everyone’s older and it’s set in the 90’s.

6. Buy and then immediately close every single Staples in the country.

7. Buy all the burgers at a McDonald’s just so we can watch them try to explain to people that they’re all out of burgers.

8. Pay off the Dave Matthews Band to never play a song ever again.

[Keep Reading]

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:


Young White Ass for Sale


Why chase it when you can buy it right here?

collegehumor:

Why chase it when you can buy it right here?

  • mom:

    you're beautiful

  • grandma:

    you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!

  • mom's friends:

    wow, she's flawless!

  • friends:

    you're so pretty

  • boys:

    call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

(Source: just--keep--breathiing, via bowlegs-and-demonblood)

neverwannabecoolnevergonnagrowup:

No make up , fire fighter shirt? Fuck yeah , leggo . 

neverwannabecoolnevergonnagrowup:

No make up , fire fighter shirt? Fuck yeah , leggo . 

collegehumor:

80s Computer Angry Birds

Somehow, making this is an even bigger waste of time than playing it.

(Source: College Humor)

gifpeanutbutter:

gifpeanutbutter: a GIF directory for thousands of tumblr GIFs

gifpeanutbutter:

gifpeanutbuttera GIF directory for thousands of tumblr GIFs

(Source: hipster-party, via bowlegs-and-demonblood)

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